My Kids

I have one son from when I was 16 years old and knocked up my high school sweetheart. He is now 16 years old (yes, I'm 32) and is a very good kid. Even though he lives less than 10 minutes away from me with my parents (his grandparents) I never make time to see him because I'm too busy trying to spend time with my flavor-of-the-month girlfriend.

I have a daughter who is 6 years old and I only see her on her birthday and christmas because her mom is smart enough to keep me away from her, given my abusive history.

I have another son who is barely 2 years old. I denied he was my son to my new girlfriend when I got tired of my old girlfriend. I kicked my son and his mom out of my house so that they had to sleep in a car until they could find a place to live. I don't pay child support or give a damn.

Please let me sleep with you so I can knock you up and fuck you over.