- I'm going to act like I'm in love with you instantly. THIS IS THE FIRST WARNING FLAG. I will tell you that I haven't been with anyone in a long time, that I don't like playing games, and that I'm into you. You will either be freaked out (good!!) or think I'm sweet (NO)
- I'm going to ask you or tell you that you are my girlfriend. THIS IS YOUR SECOND WARNING FLAG. Even though you've only known me for less than a month I'm going to make you my everything- introducing you to my kids (which I "never" do) and my family (again "never" happens) and all my friends. This is to make you feel like you are special and different when really you don't mean jack shit to me.
- Now, if you were a smart girl and paid attention to the first two warnings you would have ran away from me a long time ago but if not, then here is your third warning:
- I'm going to hit you. It may take weeks or months but I WILL hit you because I have hit all my girlfriends no matter who they are or what they did. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. GET AWAY FROM ME.
- Because if you don't get away when I hit you then you are doomed for this...
- I am going to get you pregnant. You will be scared, not want to keep it, but I will reassure you that it is a good idea. Then I will propose, have you think that we are going to get married. Then I will bail on you. I'll find someone else, and you will be all alone with a kid and an abusive ex who doesn't pay child support.
Sounds great doesn't it? So to recap- you will think I'm this amazingly sweet, kind, gentle guy who has been alone too long and falls for you quickly. In reality I'm an abuser. Get out while you can.
I warned you :)
