Lying

I love lying to girls. For instance here are some of the lies I told (with the reality in parenthesis)

-I haven't been in a relationship in over three years (My ex-girlfriend is still living here and I will only leave her once I start sleeping with you)

-I have two children and I'm a great dad (I have at least three children and don't give a shit about any of them)

-All of my girlfriends have cheated on me (I've cheated on all of them)

-I love you (I love manipulating you)

-I am a sweet, nice, caring guy (I will beat you until your ear goes deaf because you dared to question me)

And that's only a few!